;( so I pretty much have to abandon this account because my email is old as all hell and i can’t log into it to change the password due to “suspicious activity” idk why the fuck for honestly. i can’t do some of the things i used to be able to do on mobile and i cannot log in AT ALL on the computer so it’s like…ugh. this is my og account and I’m going to miss it SO SO much. like it got me through high school and a lot of emotional bullshit throughout the years and even now. so I’m moving to @chroniclesofaloser ripppppp

prospt:

prospt:

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life

yodudechill:

The cop Nazi dude: “I’m not gay”

*next scene shows him as a bottom*

theneonhomo:

Emma Roberts in American Horror Story: Cult - 11/9 (2017)

The Plan.

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

step 1: we buy a water bed

step 2: buy some tadpoles

step 3: we put th

step 4: frog bed.

dailystrangerthings:

Season 2 Countdown: Stranger Things character ranks (as voted by our followers).
→ 10th place: Joyce Byers

lorhs:

The Nightmare Shop Owner

mayor-aby:

🎉🍰 Belated Happy birthday to my little marshmallow!! 🍰🎉

earthdad:

i don’t even need to read this to know that i am

pembroke:

i still think they made the best pair…..

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terezi-pie-rope:

carlboygenius:

10 Tyson Tweets

the fucking last one

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diaryofaniqaabi:

Perhaps them leaving was best for you, if only you knew.